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13 year old

When you turn 13, the Internet suddenly lets you sign up for stuff.

12 year old: i cant wait to turn 13!
13 year old: now i can sign up for google and use youtube

by Preinstallable November 2, 2020

235๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


12 year old

Old enough to join the military in Iraq.

Iraq government: Hey how old are you
Boy: Imma 12 year old.
Iraq government: Heres a gun and grenade go kill someone

by Whyey April 12, 2021

359๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


13 year old

An idiot looking up definitions on urban dictionary

I know this because Iโ€™m a 13 year old looking up definition

โ€œYou know jamieโ€
โ€œthe 13 year old that is obsessed with urban dictionaryโ€

by bitch lasagna March 10, 2019

839๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


year 8 roadman

a 12-13 year old that is obnoxious in public usually seen in newcastle they wear adidas and nike they will try to cover there face mcdonalds is a common hang out for these little cunts some will have their hands down there pants with a 50p energy drink in his other hand

look at that year 8 roadman and why does he have his hand down his pants dammit!

by wolfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 12, 2017


new years eveโ€™d

When someone sits in a crowded place and AirDrops pictures of their balls to random people who leave the AirDrop option enabled in their cell phone.

I โ€œNew Years Eveโ€™dโ€ pictures of my balls to mad random bitches in the airport ..... I dropped those balls like it was 1 January!

by Stephen Roche October 22, 2017


control-f years

The years of life spent trying to find oneself and figure out what he or she will do with their life. Typically someone's 20's. These youngsters often feel a bit lost about their place in the world but usually have a blast looking.

"I love my family and all that, but, damn, I miss my control-f years."

by hodags1966 January 23, 2018

38๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


19 Year Old

The offical term for a Pewdiepie subscriber as of November 20, 2019. Officially declared in the video โ€œMorgz is CANCELLEDโ€.

Pewdiepie: You are no longer 9 year olds, now your all 19 year olds.

by TheRealJorden December 8, 2019

76๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž