knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph
David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"
When a teacher says everyone did well, and your sitting there in class knowing forwell you failed
Teacher: everyone did really well on that test
Student: i only answered 2 out of 10 questions
A sense of suddenly wanting to make up with a friend
Yo man I just got some If we really are friends
What Zeus was doing with his huge ferociously-destructive sea-monster servant.
Zeus had started really kraken down on the opposition until Perseus turned said tentacled behemoth to stone by showing it Medusa's head.
Before I change my mind.
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Please please be on your way quick, I'm struggling ATM. I need...
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Please.
At 1 I'm going back inside.
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Fuck I hope you're on your way I can't stay outside much longer I'm going to be sick.
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Do you really?
Well, I guess I got my answer... Actions speak louder than words.
Thanks for showing me how much of a fool I am once again... I can't believe how stupid I am to fall for it again.
This fucking hurts so bad, you could've just told me the truth, I'm a big girl I can take it. But no, you had to make me so ecstatic, so excited and happy, and then rip it away and tear my heart out of my chest all over again. What the hell did I do to make you hate me so much that you keep hurting me? Don't worry message received, I'll leave you the fuck alone, you don't have to worry about me bothering you anymore
I love you. I love you too. Do you really or do I just fill a hole in your heart an empty space in your house? /Sobs/
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If that's how you feel then you can be like an Igor... You can be Igor.
Hym "No... I really don't... What I need is to buy a shotgun..."