Quantum: the smallest possible amount of something.
Thought: neurochemical processes carrying information around the brain.
Quantum thought: the smallest possible amount of thought, containing no useful information.
"That antivaxxer had a quantum thought when she claimed that vaccines cause harm!"
"Deflections with talk of AI or programming is a conspiracy theorist's QT; they can't think beyond it."
that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you
Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-
And where you RIGHT to do that... Or where you WORNG? OH, NO. I KNOW. I know you're a woman so you don't understand what WRONG is or what BEING WRONG feels like but it LOOKS something like this:
A wrong person "I did what I thought what right 🥺"
Hym "THAT'S WHAT BEING WRONG LOOKS LIKE! ☝️ THAT RIGHT THERE! WRONG! BAD!"
The best way to ask for someone’s opinions
1: *details of plan full of hi-jinx and slaying* so thoughts Feelings Emotions
2: yes
Phrase used before and after a slightly threatening phrase. It is used to alert the listener that the speaker is an abusive, chain-smoking, American woman who feels like they can buy a younger husband and keep him isolated and locked away doing housework. You can also identify these woman by sight: they often put their dentures in the dishwasher until the gums are bleached white and look like lumps of white plastic, they use heavy insta filters to try change their appearance in a weak attempt to hide their internal ugliness, and their appearance reminds some people of sentient ball sacks.
Crown of thought. Me ‘n Mykol jus’ need yer eggs darlin. I kin tote ‘em. Crown of thought.
Like a shower thought but in school instead
Person 1: I had a school thought earlier today, why is it called a restroom if you fight for your life inside
Person 2: Exactly!
Another way of saying someone is extremely attractive
Oh my god, look at her, she’s so beautiful, like a philosopher in thought