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A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!
If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.
Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!
When you have been for a shit and the turd is that massive when you flush it, it would sink the titanic
I wouldn't use that bathroom, I just sank the titanic
When you have really big poo and it makes an incredibly loud noise as it hits the water and gives your arse a good splash.
Derives from tragic accident of the Titanic that sank in the mid-atlantic in 1912.
*All quiet*
Rodger - on the toilet: *Loud splash noise*
Christie - in the other room: Jesus, Rodger was that you? Sounded like you sank the Titanic.
Water that is so fucking cold it can be compared to the water the Titanic sunk in. A temperature so low you would feel like dying if you were submerged in it for more than 10 minutes.
"Ow dude, this puddle is so cold, its like Titanic water"
A roach so big that it look like two roaches died on top of each other like Jack and Rose in the Titanic
That thang was so big look like a Titanic roach
"Hey man guy what."
"What?"
"I just found out that that girl I was crushing on was a guy."
"Oh man that sucks!"
"Yeah, it really sinks my titanic."
Something grandiose with a spectacular budget and/or promotion. It has claimed to be to be "unsinkable," only to fail in an equally spectacular fashion, proving them wrong.
Origin and reference: White Star Line's RMS Titanic disaster in 1912.
TV series promoters: "Our multi million series is a triumph!"
Annoyed viewers: "Triumph, over what? It was more like a Titanic."