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Man tits that think they are pecs but in reality collect a slug like residue beneath the creases to resemble the state of a pair of slugs.
Hey man them slug tits aint ever seen a barbell!
When you’re russian and mistake “tits up” for “tits down”
Lazar: “going tits down”
Sims: “tits up not down”
Lazar: “up, down, what’s the difference”
when one has tits so saggy they hit the ground, allowing one to put boots on them, most likely using them as a second pair of legs.
wow Jake, why don't you ask Sherry to put her tit boots on her nasty titties and give you a ride home from work!
When a clumsy girl tries to drink a beer way too fast and spills it all over her breasts.
She then has Beer Tits.
Yo man, Athena tried to chug this beer yesterday and went full beer tits. She almost spilled half of it...
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Lovely breasts in motion. Hypno-tits are an excellent distraction tactic. Bouncing, dancing, jogging... any action that sets a nice set into motion may result in the "hypno-tits" effect causing others to lose their train of thought and become mesmerized. Mesmerized individuals can then be easily made to do the bidding of the hypno-titst. This is also an excellent way to end awkward conversations as well.
When Gina received some exciting news, she inadvertently created a hypno-tits effect as she bounced with glee causing Chad to drop what he was doing.
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n. large, vestigial breasts that develop after taking moderate to large doses of Risperdal or any other atypical antipsychotic (Zyprexa, Seroquel, Clozaril...) These breasts are formed by an increase in prolactin production by the mammaries and thus result in the breast enlargement regardless of diet, original bust size, and gender.
Mike: Dude, what's up with your boobs... I mean, dude, you've got boobs!
Dave: Oh yeah, my shrink gave me risperdal, 1 mg per day. These are my risperdal tits.
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