janitor's ice cream scoop

( an English translation if the French of France expression c'est seulement les concierges qui écoutent aux portes):

Unsubstantiated hearsay and rumors, coming especially from unverified sources such as janitors, maintenance people and other cleaning personnel.

Don't give me that janitor's ice cream scoop, just cut to the chase, will you?

ice cream scoop hair

A white boy haircut in which it fluffs at the edges and white forks are obsessed with it

he has ice cream scoop hair

The frito shit scoop

While having butt sex take a skechers box place it on her vagina and take a drum stick and beat It as hard as you can then proced to piss on her and tell her to drink it after that take a shit across her face and drag it down to her butthole rub it in then take a frito chip stick it all up in the bitches asshole then make her eat the chip

We just did the frito shit scoop

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scoop de poop

based off of kanye west’s new hit single, lift yourself, scoop de poop refers to a crooked penis that when performing anal sex, will scoop de poop out of your bum hole

“I did anal last night and his penis scooped de poop out of me!”

“he has such a scoop de poop penis!”

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want to see the scooping room?

If you hear this from circus baby, you’re fucked. You will die

-Want to see the scooping room? (Circus baby, fnaf sister location)

Two Scoops of Peanut Butter

A sex act where the man dips his testicles (one at a time) into the consensual sex partners anus and proceeds to then put said testicles into the parters mouth. The brownish fecal matter on the testicles gives the scroctum the appearance of being two scoops of peanut butter

Last night we were so drunk that she let me give her two scoops of peanut butter. We were both so ashamed this morning

double scoop of vanilla funk

1) An alcoholic drink containing peach tea, Pepsi, Sprite, orange juice, Hi-C, and Bacardi 151.

2) An instance of a White person doing something amazing and uncharacteristic of White people, like being good at basketball or dancing.

1) "I'll have a Double Scoop of Vanilla Funk, I'm gonna get wild tonight"

2) "O! he slammed that one in your face with a double scoop of vanilla funk"

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