A dude that looks like Post Malone. He often exaggerates the truth but never lies, he doesn't care enough to.
Person A: "Luke is a chill guy."
Person B: "Who's Luke?"
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A fat bastard/morbidly obese person who loves an 8 year-old with a nice arse
Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a big mac on a mobility scooter
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A really nice guy who has slept with everyone. But, he has a small cock
Hey here comes Luke.
He's so hot.
Yeah but he has a small dick.
Yeah I know
You've slept with him too?
Yeah everyone has.
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A complete dickhead, everyone loves a Luke hes funny and dirty minded, but at most time is a complete cunt with no regard for human life or feelings, loves long walks on the beach and spending time in a strip club
Luke is a prick
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The worlds sexiest man!!
Jonn: Hey Aime have you seen Luke?
Aime: That sexy motherfucking creature? Heβs over thereππ
Jonn: Ok thanks
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