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urban cougar

one of the most satisfying additions to anyone's strange ass profile. essentially, a woman who is significantly older than you. She should be smoke and capable at, the very least of picking up your bar tab, then taking you home for a session of mistake making.

I pulled some urban cougar last night: i took down a 6th grade teacher.

by doc. July 14, 2006

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cougar bait

Young single men who flaunt their sexuality while trying to hook up with young single women when in actuality they end up taking home a cougar.

Dude here comes that woman sitting at the end of the bar. Your cougar bait.

by johnjack October 29, 2003

51๐Ÿ‘ 109๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cougar nail

A cougar nail is when one nail length greatly exceeds the length of all other fingernails. Most commonly seen among thumb nails. Also known as a crack nail.

Kwall you need to cut your cougar nail it's getting ridonkulous.

by I<3cougarnails. July 10, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


cougars beat it

cougars beat it - self explanatory

Saint #1: we beat collegiate again
Saint #2: damn! again? cougars beat it

by cbi December 24, 2004

16๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Australian cougar.

Middle aged man who is some what a know it all, who thinks he is a martial arts expert but would easily get his ass kicked by a child.

This guy wanted to fight me so I punched him in the guts and said piss off Macca you Australian cougar.

by Eggbell January 23, 2007

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cougar bait

Usually from the south eastern parts of Europe. Particularly, Serbia: Older women globally tend to stalk these prey as it seems to be their favorites. As more of the "cougars" become power in political offices the cougar bait may be influential position to influence the European world take over.

Filip is a real peice of cougar bait.

by Chris M Davis May 3, 2007

40๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž


cougar tooth

A synonym for "schwoogie"; can also be used in the presence of stupid niggers because they're too dumb to know what the hell you're saying

Neumann is a lazy, 40 drinking, fried chicken eating, car stealing, crack smoking, nigger loving, chauncey moon cricket silverback ape cougar tooth.

by Philbo Faggins May 2, 2005

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