fat matt

dumb pothead communist. one who likes to be paranoid,indecicive and straight up homosexual. gay porn excites him.

quit being fat matt you stupid pussy

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Matt Rose

British guy pronounces gibberish like it’s his native tounge

Person 1: Huirefyhffhhhbffhbsdbhfbjxhhvfbyydeghgfr
Matt Rose: Now this looks like a job for me

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Matt sex

sex that is so pleasurable one just cant get enough, often includes multiple orgasams, followed by the need to have sex again and again, can only be performed by the sexiest and most talented of men.

I can't sleep, I really need some Matt sex!

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Matt Flyzik

Former singer of Underscore and current tour manager of All Time Low/most amazing person ever. My personal hero. His obession with Mickey Mouse is unlike any others.

Matt Flyzik is cooler than you and your mom combined.

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matt wachter

The hot bassist for the rock band 30 Seconds to Mars, also featuring Tomo Millicevic, Shannon Leto and Jared Leto.

Born January 5th, 1976.

Credited on the bands first, self titled album and plays on the band's second album, A Beautiful Lie.

Matt Wachter is another good example of a hot bassist.

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Matt Groening

The Only one who changed the history more that jesus by creating The Simpsons T.V. show.

If you ask an elementary school student to recognize Jesus, (s)he probably won't. But if you ask anyone to recognize Homer Simpson, He absolutely will. BTW, Matt Groening is not very famous.

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Matt Smith

The Horrifyingly fabulous Actor, Most famous for playing the Doctor on the insanely popular BBC show "Doctor Who"

Sophia: David Tennant Is So much better then Matt Smith.
Izzy: Is he the cutest in the universe? I don't think so, Matt is simply the best.

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