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Someone known for such fondness and in depth knowledge of pornography that it becomes synonymous with their already deviant persona. If there were a PhD awarded for the research in the field, he would surely have one, hence the honorary title of 'Dr.'. Mention however PhD to Dr. Porn, and he will likely respond with a Peter Griffin -like snigger "hehehehe yeh, Pretty Hard D*** hehehe". DP's character can be described as a mix between Charlie on 2 1/2 Men, and the pervier side of Quagmire on Family Guy. He probably has 2 young women locked away in his closet at any one time, and his sex drawer is always well stocked with a 5 gallon tub of ID Glide. Known for certain predilections, his favourite movie line is likely "Thats what I love about high school girls man, I get older, they stay the same age." A very charming guy, he secretly writes Urban Dictionary entries proclaiming his manhood.
Hahahahaha yeah, Nick. Man, he is the original Dr. Porn! The one and only!
When you stick an eating utensil into a corn muffin and make sexual noises.
Dude I was eating a corn muffin and I stuck my fork and BOOM. it became a porn muffin.
Pants that appear to be poured on, leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination.
He was moving like a wild tiger in his porn pants, with every muscle and organ flexing for all to watch.
The porn that is left open on your phone the next day after you have already watched and masterbated to it
Eww man I needed to use your phone for Google and all that I saw was stale porn
a person who posts his or her porn and sexual activity on twitter in 140 characters or less.
Jessica's texting to twitter while in a 3-way made her a porn-twit.
When two or more males satisfy their carnal desires together.
"Yo bro I got some SICK porn for us to jerk it to later"
"Oh hell yeah! Bro porn!"
Refers to the endless clicking of links in 'thumb galleries' and 'link aggregators' that never actually leads to content, but just to more screens of dead links, complemented by advertisements for pay-sites.
Don't visit that site -- you'll just get caught in the porn matrix.
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