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toot salute

When somebody enters the room and you greet them with a toot.

Sally toots just as Jenny walks into the room

Sally yells "Toot Salute!"

by SunRayz420 November 30, 2021


Tilt ‘n’ toot

When a person tilts to the side in order to pass gas.

After my son ate some beans, he had to tilt ‘n’ toot to get rid of the gas.

by Angel2Mars August 31, 2020


Inquisitive Toots

Farts that end with an inflection at the end, such that they sound like a question is being asked.

That Mexican food did not agree with me. I've been having inquisitive toots all morning.

by Tootgirl August 30, 2017


puff and toot

The act of getting a person so high that they agree to anal sex and afterwards fart while you are pulling out.

Krystal stopped by last night for a little puff and toot.

by Mathias Poundcake November 23, 2020


Hoot-toot

When you laugh so hard you fart 💨

You’re so funny I’m going to hoot-toot!

by C Swift September 14, 2020


monkey toot

monkey toot: where one person toots, that sounds like a chimpanzee screaming.

(monkey toot in back) "Yo dude!!! did you just rip a monkey toot?"

by EL Gringo June 19, 2014


Toot-Way Street

When you're significant other passes gas outside of a bathroom only whilst your companion is in the bathroom and hears the gas passed. This action is allowed and does not violate any residential laws as the bathroom is not available for them to pass gas in the location where society deems the only location where gas is allowed to be passed.

"Did you shit your pants?" bathroom occupant.

"Nope, I needed to fart and you were in the restroom. Guess that's a Toot-Way Street"

by The Tracy's September 7, 2022