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Something that touches your heart so much that your mind says heart touch.
*someone posted a picture, art, music or something creative*
this is so heart touch/ heart touch
A very big evidence of a crime of touching spaghet. Mostly left in Europe.
Touching spaghet and getting caught will get you the sentence of death.
I CANT EAT MY TOUCHED SPAGHET! ITS TOUCHED!
Fixing something by accident when you’re drunk as fuck at work.
It’s fixed because I have the yogurt touch.
I’ve got the yogurt touch!
You know, the yogurt touch?
Opposite of the Midas touch, where everything the person has involvement with turns into a steaming pile of dog shit. Referencing George Lucas, whose involvement with such films as 'Howard the Duck', 'Radioland Murders', the Star Wars Prequels, 'Battlefield Earth', 'Red Tails' and recently 'Strange Magic' turned them all into critically reviled pieces of garbage.
"Hey brah, you going to see Strange Magic this weekend?"
"No way, bro, that has the stink of The Lucas Touch all over it!"
(both guys high-five)
The act of persuading somebody to do what you want, usually to accompany you somewhere, via a forceful choke or headlock.
"You better come with me, otherwise I may have to persuasive touch you"
"Oh hell no I'm comin my nibba"
Someone either having a fetish for couches or going to touch themselves while on a couch.
Bob decided it was a quiet night in the house.. so he was going to go couch touch.
To "slap/hit" someone after they have said something stupid, or dumb.
Someone met you yesterday, and then asked to borrow $40.00 today. Tell them "Hell, no, and get out of here before i "touch that face"