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n. The instance that occurs when someone is taking a shower, then suddenly (and sometimes still soapy) goes to the toilet to defecate, and then jumps back into the shower instead of using toilet paper. See also: Turkish Bidet
John was twenty minutes late to work this morning because his morning shower turned into a Turkish Deja Vu.
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When two men settle an argument by fighting using only their penis
Dave: The earth is round!
Joe: The earth is flat!
Dave: I challenge you to a Turkish Cock Fight!
A movie so bad that it's good.
A friend: "Have you seen Turkish Star Wars?"
Me: "Yeah, it's the best worst movie ever made!"
A Turkish Smoke Signal is when a vape pen is inserted into the anal cavity of a person with only the mouthpiece exposed. A second person then proceeds to use the vape, giving the impression they are sucking smoke from the anus of person one.
Person 1: How was your date the other night?
Person 2: It was a bit strange, he insisted that we did the Turkish smoke signal.
Taint hair of excessive length
Jerry can wrap his taint hair around his waist like a belt, he inherited his old man's Turkish comb-over
The route that the hottest person in the orgy moves along.
Man, her Turkish Exchange Route went straight through Danny and Michelle all the way to me.
Woman suspended crab like over the male, on top facing forwards man pounding away at woman, penis is dangerously popping out then "BANG" smashes the poofery gland unintentionally hard and abruptly ends the session woman is hurt
Janice told me phil gave her a turkish bike ride the other night she said it was like a knuckle punch to the barking spider