A Twitter In Law is a person you are following/followed by just because they are following/followed by your friend.
"I didn't know you're friends with Steve"
"I don't really know him that well, He's my Twitter In Law"
(adj) amusing or humorous updates delivered only after hours of thinking about it, typing and retyping, and finally posting.
Her followers think she's hilarious, but her real life friends know she's just Twitter witty.
1) time when you tweet (and shit) sitting on the toilet
2) bathroom break
This is Trump's twitter time again, and as usual he shares the shit going to his head with all of us
The part of Twitter made up of Sonic The Hedgehog fans. Possibly the worst place to try and find Sonic fans, since the only discussions are about tier lists, designs that look exactly the same, and the amount of polygons in 3D models of Sonic. Opinions are also rejected at every turn.
"I wanna join Sonic Twitter!"
"Okay, but you're not allowed to have opinions or dislike things"
When you become so far behind on your Twitter feed that you skip-to-top and give up all hope of reading or catching up on Tweets you have missed. (see also: Email Bankruptcy)
I'm 3 days behind on reading tweets, I am declaring Twitter Bankruptcy!
the time when people actually found out what twitter was and it got a plenty amount of people that litter the trending topics
How i hate twitter since the twitter boom all the trending topics have the jonas brothers atleast once a week