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REALLY REALLY COOL AND HOT AND ATTRACTIBE GHUY!!!!!!! he leiks gacha heat and gacha life....(and south aprk!!) one of thge best peopl youll evber meet 🤤
person 1: not all men.
person 2: youre right, valentine/julian could never.
When a girl doesn't have a Valentine cleasely leading up to Valentines Day. Resulting in either two things:
1.) Girl settling for a guy to fill the void of present non-existent Valentine
2.)V-Day Boycotting and pronouncing self-empowerment without a Valentine
Dude the only reason she is with you is because she's got that Valentine Vision
"Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day. I have this big project..."
The hottest person ever, also looks like Kate moss and has a beautiful sense of style and humor and is known for that
Q: Who is Charlotte Valentin
A: Only the hottest person ever
A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.
"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
Where u boar a hole in a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then fuck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.
“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”
“Yes”
“What?”
“The frosty valentine”
“What”
“Urban dictionary it bitch”
Erin Valentine is a female who has the body of a goddess and the brain of a genius. Men are drawn to her good looks and her awesome sense of humor.
But be careful not to piss anyone with the name Erin or Valentine off, they may become deadly and possibly try to stab you.
But besides that, everyone loves to be around Erin or Valentine, but of course... not when they are angry.
Guy: Wow! You are just like that girl Erin Valentine!
Girl: Wow! That's the nicest thing someone has said to me all day!