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The act of taking a dump on someones chest than smacking it with a tennis racket.
Revealing the waffle and possibly putting maple syrup on it than eating it.
Me and my boyfriend had a romantic night of giving each other brown waffles, I know he's the one
Distorted wrinkled vagina flaps
Your grandma has a nasty poon waffle!
When a fat woman strips butt naked and forces your face into her cunt, she will then roll around like a waffle maker with your face in between her legs and the cellulite leaving a waffle pattern on your face.
I cant believe it, sheila just gave me a cunt waffle after i told her not to
A phrase used to describe something so incredible that there are no other words worthy of describing it.
Albus Dumbledore is totally waffles.
An absolutely frustrating person that does not rise to the level of a beating or actual profanity. A term of annoyance or disgust.
That guy ran the light on me, what a penis waffle.
The result of placing one's male genitalia (the phallic portion) into a heated waffle iron.
When Taylor accidentally cock waffled himself, he let out an agonized screech and ended up with a criss-cross pattern on his penis for the rest of his life.
1) Someone who is fake, and often a gossip spreader."Coated" in lies and fake smiles.
2) Someone who farts like a belgian
1)Lisa may seem nice, but underneath those buffed pink nails, and platinum blonde extensions, she's a tart waffle through and through.
2)They're serving chili today in the cafeteria, god help us that it doesn't smell like a room full of tart waffles.