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The act of taking a dump on someones chest than smacking it with a tennis racket.
Revealing the waffle and possibly putting maple syrup on it than eating it.
Me and my boyfriend had a romantic night of giving each other brown waffles, I know he's the one
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Distorted wrinkled vagina flaps
Your grandma has a nasty poon waffle!
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When a fat woman strips butt naked and forces your face into her cunt, she will then roll around like a waffle maker with your face in between her legs and the cellulite leaving a waffle pattern on your face.
I cant believe it, sheila just gave me a cunt waffle after i told her not to
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A phrase used to describe something so incredible that there are no other words worthy of describing it.
Albus Dumbledore is totally waffles.
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An absolutely frustrating person that does not rise to the level of a beating or actual profanity. A term of annoyance or disgust.
That guy ran the light on me, what a penis waffle.
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1) Someone who is fake, and often a gossip spreader."Coated" in lies and fake smiles.
2) Someone who farts like a belgian
1)Lisa may seem nice, but underneath those buffed pink nails, and platinum blonde extensions, she's a tart waffle through and through.
2)They're serving chili today in the cafeteria, god help us that it doesn't smell like a room full of tart waffles.
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The result of placing one's male genitalia (the phallic portion) into a heated waffle iron.
When Taylor accidentally cock waffled himself, he let out an agonized screech and ended up with a criss-cross pattern on his penis for the rest of his life.
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