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A person or persons that claims or pretends to be affiliated with a gang or group
You are not a blood or hood! You are just a hood wannabe!
Teens who live in an upper middle class suburb with high income families and loving parents, but want to act like there from the hood. They throw fake gang signs, sag their pants, and think they have opps. Tend to say that they’re from the trenches and know the struggle but their mother drives a Range Rover and they live in a 2 million dollar house. They genuinely belive there hard but would not Survive even 2 hours in an actual low income neighborhood.
Wannabe gangsters: cuh, you don’t know the struggle I’m from da streets
Person: shut the fuck up you were on vacation to Paris last month
An African-American of either West African or non-Egyptian ancestry who believes that ancient Egypt was ruled completely by Black Africans for all of it’s history, also attributing most, if not all, inventions of ancient Egypt to only Black Africans.
No Jamal, “Black” Canaanites did not invent the Proto-Sinaitic alphabet -_-. “Black” Canaanites also did not invent the Phoenician alphabet either, you wannabe Kemetite.
Someone who seems to never show up on Facebook comment feeds until just after you comment. Usually a woman posting on an attractive man's post. It almost seems to be like she waits for your comments just to try to make sure she posts enough to keep the guy's attention. In large crowds, she tends to try to act like she runs the show, yet nobody really pays her any attention. She's annoying. She wants to be the thunder. She will never be the thunder. But in her mind she is the thunder.
That wannabe thunder chick is at it again. I can't say anything on his posts without her following up with something.
Someone who dresses like a biker to look like one
Did you see joe yesterday he looked like a total Wannabe Biker
a group of few fuckers that want to be exactly the same like one of my best friend. they're acting like him, wearin similar clothes, two of them even got a hairstyle like he does. every "wannabe Matys" almost admires him, but he hates this act of copin his own style. they're also suckin to him every moment and it's so pathetic. he's always gettin fuckin angry when they're doin such things.
1) wannabe Matys nr.2: hey, Matys, wouldn't be great if we all buy this same shirt and then wear it in the sql?
my friend: fuck off, ya mothetfuckin wannabe!
2) plumber: look Mateo, I've bought you flowers, I love you, I don’t want to be like you, I WANT TO BE YOU!!
Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.
If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.