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The age-old way to "waste" time at the office where you take a piece of paper, "ball" it up, then shoot it into a trashcan from a reasonable distance. This is more significant than it seems. This almost ritualistic American Pastime can be used to:
1. dispose of those dreaded filing reports your douche boss assigned to you
2. assert your dominance in the part of the office you work
3. be a fun way to dispose a random piece of paper
I'm pretty sure this is the inspiration for "Cuponk"
Todd: *crumples random piece of paper* "OH! and Todd charges down the lane! He's the only hope for the team! They're all counting on him! 3... 2... 1... *shoots*.... *misses*.... no one saw that but me..."
Dan: "Nah dude, I saw you miss your Waste-basket... Michael Jordan would be ashamed.
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Adj: A waste of space, similar to Waste gash or waste man, But more offensive.
That chair is waste space
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waste of room, usually on computer hard drives, that could be used for better things. also see AOL&junk
man AOL is such a waste of space
that junk in my closet is a waste of space
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when you're fucked up by CHOCOLATE over dosage. directions: buy a shitload of chocolate food products. it does NOT have to be plain chocolate: it can be cake, brownies, ice cream, etc....this is something extremely cool people do to have fun on Saturday nights.
me: Hey Liam, wanna get chocolate wasted on saturday?
liam: uhhh what?
me: you know??? when you eat a shitload of chocolate and you are wasted off it!!
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When you have an awesome time getting intoxicated with your friends. However to be "Tory Wasted" one must blow a have a BAC level .34 or higher in order to be consider in this club where only few people have reached.
I got so Tory Wasted last night that I ended up sleeping next to the Taco Bell dumpsters.
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When you pass white girl wasted and pass out on your ex-husbands floor in your underwear while on your period after throwing up 3 times.
Hey girl, I was white girl wasted last night!
Nah, you were Kristina wasted.
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taking the long way, intentionally.
"Hey look! A van full of cute boys! Lets follow them and afterwards get lost for a very long time!"
"Yeah what a fun waste of gas that would be! 'Welcome to Oklahoma'..well that's odd."
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