Water Arc

In Platteville, Wisconsin (particularly at the University of Wisconsin-Platteville) people of different areas would come together and often use conflicting terminology for common items. Some of the most aggressive arguments were over the topic of a device which dispenses water for drinking.

The term "Bubbler" is extremely common in Wisconsin and particularly around the south eastern part of the state. However, due to the geography of UW-Platteville people of different areas collected in the city of Platteville - most of whom didn't use the term "Bubbler". They instead used either the term "water fountain" or "drinking fountain".

It is unbelievable how often these arguments would arise throughout the city. A compromise was reached in the early 21st century. A new term was realized which held no history and made sense.

The device which dispenses water in an arced path became known as a water arc. There is now doubt that this term is accurate and specific.

"Where is the nearest Water Arc?"

"That Water Arc has some damn good water!"

"Aww... someone puked on the arc again"

Person 1: "I'm so thirsty..."
Person 2: "Oh, there's a water arc right over there."
Person 1: "Thanks buddy!!!"

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water pipe

fucking bong

Yo, bro pass the water pipe!

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doggy water

see "Pre-cum." Clear liquid that comes out of a man's penis before he ejaculates.

Hey baby, lick the doggy water off the tip of my dick.

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water terrorist

A person who takes extremely long showers, usually in excess of 3 hours, and almost always uses up all the hot water.

Also see shower terrorist

Man, Bagha's such a water terrorist, he's been in there for 4 hours. All the hot water's probably gone.

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patek water

Some ice from watch producer Patek Phillipe SA

What kind of water is that?
It’s patek water

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Water Sprinkler

A dancer (usually a follow than lead) drenched in sweat, with great centripetal force while spinning on the dance floor who sprays innocent bystanders with in a radius of 10ft (~3m) radius with cold sweat droplets. Much to the disgust of the victims who quickly realize its not the leaky air conditioning at the club.

She sprayed everyone near her like a water sprinkler, with her cold sweat at the salsa club. As she was being spun fast and furiously on the dance floor

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watering the plants

pertaining to much much habitual sex, paralleling the chorelike and promiscuous nature of 'watering' organisms pertinent, but not limited to, the kingdoms plantae, protista, and fungi.

'gee i am so sore from so much action!'
'pshh man i wish i was watering the plants like you'

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