A sneaky poo that surprises you out of nowhere, often in critical situations.
"Dude I heard you struck out with Melissa! What happened?"
"Well we got back to her place, I was just about to seal the deal when the Brown Panther struck!"
"Oh shit!"
The weightlifter was about to win the gold when the Brown Panther struck!
Getting a brown bulb means getting a really shitty idea.
A- "Man let's get pizza from the place on the corner."
B- "Ahh brown bulb dude, that place gave Woody the runs!"
Describes a strong urge to poop.
Oh man, that meal was huge and the food baby is is close! I feel like I'm crowning brown.
A massive dump. A shit of biblical proportions
Rupert had to ask his wife Mary to inspect his anal sphincter for damage after heaving out a Brown Goliath that morning
A shit that, no matter how many wipes, will leave a nice brown streak on every piece of toilet paper used in an effort to clean your stinky asshole
I've been sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes trying to wipe my ass but I have a damn brown marker!
Nasty brown cheap weed that smells like dirt or hay. Usually smoked by people with very poor connections and limited funds.
"Hey look here comes Ed lookin for his dollar bag of brown weed again. Sell him some of that dirt over there. He'll never know."