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When you jack a dick off as hard and vigorously that the tip goes a worrying shade of crimson.
I jacked my tinder date off after taking a preworkout shake and man, I gave that guy a crimson wizard with the strength it evoked
Derived from "wizard" which is used in place of "taking a wizz" or peeing. The sink wizard is when there's no toilet backstage, only a sink. Urination happens in the sink, thus summoning the sink wizard. Coined by the US death metal band Cannibal Corpse in the DVD Global Evisceration.
The toilets were disgusting so I summoned the sink wizard.
A dinosaur who performs magical spells by rawring them at the person/thing they want to be affected. It's bones have not been found because scientists believe they put invisibility cloaks on them at their burials. Some say they have seen some.
The wizard dinosaur put in an imperious curse on me and I am now his minion. RAWR!
The guy who made this definition
You know that guy carpet wizard
A male who thinks that he is a wizard but he isn't because he always gets his male genitalia caught in his zipper.
Austin: Dude I'm such a wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.
To be caught knuckles deep fingering your own arse while in the bath tub.
Daniel was caught 'wizards sleeving' by his Wife earlier today, don't shake his hand.
the one who summons and distributes beer at college party's
"yo where's the beer wizard at?"
"bro, they're over there, summoning it as we speak"