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people calling out ignorant people that need to be addressed for current inappropriate behavior and/or words
not to be confused with fake woke twitter
Woke twitter, unlike fake woke twitter, addresses relevant, current incidents involving things like discrimination, wrongful shaming/bashing, or making jokes about very serious topics.
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Meaning 1: Waking up with your head at the foot of the bed. The upper part of the bed is generally where you lay. It is considered more luxurious because of pillows, stuffed animals, etc, therefore being "wealthy". The foot of the bed typically doesn't have anything adorning it, so therefore it is "poor", thus being the ghetto. Can also be referred to as "Christopher Columbusing", as you are in a place you haven't been in before.
Meaning 2: You woke up in the actual ghetto of a city.
Guy 1: "Dude I was so wasted last night. I woke up in the ghetto this morning.
Guy 2: At least you didn't actually wake up in the ghetto.
Guy 3: I'm always Christopher Columbusing. I party every night.
A way of saying you're dreaming
This hella nasty dude said he wanted to go out with me. I said back "And then you woke up."
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A neurological disease that causes people to become woke liberals. Symptoms include:
-being LGBT
-using pronouns
-dyed hair
-frequenting Starbucks
-hating traditional values like chewing tobacco and epic bacon
-easily getting offended by everything
-worshiping Obama
Bajookieland and Turkmenistan are the few countries with no cases of the woke mind virus. Therefore, if you visit those places, you will have no chance of getting infected.
"In my country, Bajookieland, no one's even heard of being woke. ... the emperors of Bajookieland cut off all access to the Internet from our country; and no Internet means no chance of getting infected with the woke mind virus."
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A person gifted with the power of the third eye. Ever since birth the person has been gifted the power of seeing what is unseen. Recent has had a cult created to worship this god. The so-called God has to power to "Awoken" his/her followers so they too can be "WOKE"
Person 1: I got a 3/50 on this test. Can you help me?
Person 2: You haven't meet the WOKE GOD have you? you cunt.
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A term created by right wing politicians that lable people who disagree with their beliefs and ideologies, because like the left and all other political parties and affiliations, only they are right and everyone else are mentally ill.
People who use this phrase immediately invalidate their arguments because this is genuinely one of the stupidest label ever invented
Tom: "Did you here that Katie is Trans? He goes by Kyle now"
Rob: "damn, another person infected with the woke mind virus. The west has truly fallen"
Tom: "you sound so fuckong stupid right now"
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