because you're asian

The assumption that all asian people share one cultural experience.

You know kung-fu because you're asian.

Why? Because, you're asian.

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You're so pretty

Response to a completely inarticulate comment made by someone who should focus mostly on looking attractive to become successful. Verbal communication by this person is likely to cause embarrassment to this person and to those around her.

MISS CALIFORNIA: "We live in a land that you can choose same sex marriage or opposite marriage"

EVERYONE AROUND HER: "Miss California, you're so pretty."

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You're no Pat Myers.

A phrase meaning the person does not posess the amazing computer skills of wordPat Myers/word.

Kenny, you couldn't set up a firewall because you're no Pat Myers

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Now you're on the trolley

Expression used when someone FINALLY gets the gist of what you're telling/teaching them to do. Usually said for laughs or weirdness/British points.

Idiot: So you put the acid in and THEN the cheese?

You: No, BACON, then cheese

Idiot: oh THAT'S how you make a cheeseburger!

You: Now you're on the trolley!

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You're pissing on me!

alternative for the saying "You have got to be kidding me"

used to show disbelief or dismay.

girl 1: "She likes him again!"
girl 2: "You're pissing on me!"

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You're so square

To say someone is square means they follow trends and aren't a greaser.

Johnny: You're so square Tom!
Tom: At least I ain't a greaseball

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Barbie you're chinese

A mini male doberman pinscher who looks chinese. May or may not have an abnormally sized cock

hey look it's barbie. Wow! look at that massive cock. BARBIE YOU'RE CHINESEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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