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A humbling sub-type of friend zone where a usually older person calls you “kid” after you’ve hit on/flirted with them. This form of rejection is condescending in a way that lets the receiver know that the person thinks you’re not on their level of maturity and thus they are above fucking with you or dating you. May also be reinforced with some act or statement that directly or passively implies they are dominant over you in terms of finances, resources, independence etc.
Jake: Hey, Jenny you’re looking beautiful as always. Would you like to get lunch with me?
Jenny: thanks kid, sure it’ll be my treat and then I can drop you off at your parents house if you want. Ya know since you don’t have a car.
Jake: uh ok..thanks.....wait did I just get kid zoned??? Son of a bitch!
When there are more women than men(80% women) at a party or a get together.
Natasha: "This is a pie zone over here! Where are the men?"
This is the masculine realm of the friend zone. She wants to be friends like one of the guys? Well here’s how that goes down.
1. We will come over at random hours of the day to crash on the couch and raid your fridge.
2. When I do a crime, you have bail money.
3. You ask me if I want to grab a bit or eat to drink. You’re buying. Look your just buying overall till informed of that come up I’ve been working on.
4. You will hook us up with your friends, sisters, cousins, and any female you may know. Even your mom may get the stiff one if hot enough.
5. I am not your kids uncle. This is in case we smash. Last thing you need is kids saying your smashing their uncle.
Really, we become that douche bag you’re friend zoning us for. Y’all just don’t understand some of the blood, sweat, and tears we have gone through with our friends. Trust me, you don’t want that in your life. The Bro Zone is the safest bet.
P1: Hey, wyd wya?
P2: Chilling at the “Bro Zone”. Watching the house while Kate is at work.
P1: Word....you smash that yet?
P2: Yeah, and the bag of chips in the kitchen. Sipping a juice box and about to roll one up.
A metaphorical state of being that one enters into when he/she is in a position where they cannot possibly fail at what would normally be considered an incredible task.
Friend: Dude, Mendenhall is on the 50 running for a touchdown and the closest guy is 30 yards behind.
Me: No doubt man...he's in the butter zone.
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one of the shittiest memes of this entire decade, up there with amogus and the sussy baka bullshit
the meme is about a porn animation of ankha from the game "animal crossing" riding a villager's FAT COCK
obviously coomers will be very attracted to this and won't shut the fuck up about it
"Hey dude check out this funny ankha zone video!"
"Stop showing me your shitty porn memes you fuckin' fatherless cum-covered social reject chernobyl mutation type coomer"
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When a girl has a crush on you but does not wanna go out with you or fuck you.
Joe- Jessica ? Well I like you , would you go out on date with me?
Jessica - I do have this crush on you but no
Joe - if you like me what's the problem
Jessica - I do like you but I don't want to fuck you That's why .
Joe - Bitch you just crush zoned me
Jessica - I did have
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