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The end of a conversation on a phone call
Ill see u later bro, the other person "ight 1"
The “Pinnacle” of Motorsport but instead it’s just Max Verstappen winning all the races, also likes to insult every other Motorsport because “it’s not F1!”
Person 1: What are you watching?
Person 2: Formula 1
Person 1: oh you mean Max Verstappen Winning simulator 2022?
Person 2: You know F1 is the pinnacle of Motorsport
Person 1: Cap
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The spacecraft that was launched on September 5th, 1977 to tour the giant, outer planets (Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune) Of our solar system. It flew by Jupiter on 1979 and took spectacular photos and videos of Jupiter’s moons and the the planet itself. It took tantalizing photographs of the Geart Red Spot And Io, When Voyager 1 discovered active volcanoes on the surface of Io. These were the first observation of live volcanoes besides Earth and Venus. Next up and the last planet of it’s odyssey of the solar system, It flew by Saturn on 1980. There, it studied the amazing rings and many moons of Saturn. However, the team controlling Voyager 1 wanted to study Titan, the largest moon of Saturn and second only to Ganymede for largest moon in the solar system. But this maneuver to Titan would have to take Voyager 1 out of the orbital plane of the solar system and that would mean that Saturn would be the last planet that Voyager 1 would study. But, the decision was set. Voyager 1 would go to Titan. When Voyager got to Titan the thick haze of it’s atmosphere blocked Voyager from looking at the surface. Then, the lonely spacecraft continued into deep space. It passed the termination shock on 2004. Then, it was the first human made object to go in to interstellar space on 2012. The engineers working on Voyager know that it would go in to Interstellar Space and eventually other solar systems. So, the Golden Record was made to explain Earth and the human race.
Voyager 1 passed into interstellar space in 2012.
National End of No Nut November, more commonly known as NENNN. It marks the end of the month where you cannot nut and you can finally ejaculate to your heart’s content.
Guy 1: It’s December 1! No Nut November has finally ended!
Guy 2: I can finally fuck my girlfriend again! Have I introduced you to her yet? Her name’s Righty. Shhhh though, I’m cheating on her with her twin sister Lefty.
Guy 1: Fuck man-
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It’s the time we’re you lay in bed all’s ya and watch Tik tok because that’s probably what you do anyway
Mum: Lacey please get up for school now
Lacey: step up brat today is December 1st and I can lay in
Mum: ok love you
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The day when you hold hands with your crush! You have a crush? Today's the day to hold their hand!
Boy: You know it's February 1st right?
Girl: Yeah so what?
Boy: (Grabs girl's hand)
Girl: Oh 😊
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Basically something that deserves 1337 status in expanded form
Your mom is 1336 + 1
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