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Otherwise known as skid marks, Poo Kisses occur when wiping was not done thoroughly enough. Often seen on white fabrics such as bedsheets, towels, or underwear, Poo Kisses are poop stains that are imprinted by one's butthole, resembling actually kiss marks.
My mom told me to buy black underwear because these white ones always show my poo kisses.
When you and a male friend (no eye contact no homo remember boys) gently shmush testes as a sign of affection.Common greeting for Japanese and north Korean business men (occasionally found in parts of Canada).
Person 1:"You know Dave when I first met you I wasn't too sure if you were a ball kiss kinda guy or a handshake person."
Person 2:"Yeah i'm very fond of the smushing of the testes you know next time just pull my trousers down for me even."
When ladies cross opposing legs and the Mexican jumpers touch bits
I tried to take this lady home for some kissing beans, but she told me lesbians don’t do that.
When your dog unexpectedly sits it's butthole on your face.
Wife, "get your butt off my face!"
Husband, "oh, did Winnie just give you a rolo kiss?"
When a woman of considerable bust touches her nipple to her clitoris.
"Mio Sotis bent down and gave herself an exquisite dove kiss. Phwoar."
when one person blows a large amount of air into the other person's mouth during a kiss, causing the cheeks to puff out.
The first time I gave my boyfriend a balloon kiss, he looked so surprised when his cheeks puffed out and his eyes bulged.
When you take a shit, and the water touches your ass.
My shit was so huge, it gave me the fattest Poseidon's kiss yesterday.
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