Corn chips and cheese dip

Something that someone said which sounded really cheesey and corny.

Boyfriend: Baby, I love you around the world, through the universe and back, around saturn's rings and through the suns rays for an eternity.

Girlfriend: Ugh, corn chips and cheese dip...

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roast beef and dick cheese sandwich

n: what happens when a girl with roast beef curtains and a boy with an uncircumsized penis have sex. His dick cheese mixes with her roast beef curtains.Throw 2 buns on it and you got a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!

Dude, Brandon and Shaquisha hooked up last night...they made a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!

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cheese monkey covered in jam dance

a dance that involves jumping around like a monkey and rubbing yourself around to signify the jam.

jig jig rub rub

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I've got one hand in cheese

To be busy, to have no free hands. Originates from having cheeses on one's fingers from eating cheese poofs.

"It's time to go!"
"Wait a sec, I've got one hand in cheese."

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cheese weiner flonk donk

That which camps while playing ANY of the call of duty games. (ps3, Xbox 360 etc.)

That cheese weiner flonk donk is pissing me off!
Camping ass Cheese weiner flonk donk, I'm going to find your camping ass and shank you with my tactical knife!!!

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Old Polish Cheese Wurst

The act of ejaculating on to another person, and lighting the semen on fire as it come out, often leaving the target with 2nd degree burns, and a smell of burning hair or flesh

Guy 1: Hey, man, why did you and J break up?
Guy 2: We tried the Old Polish Cheese Wurst and she got really pissed. I guess the burn treatments cost a lot
Guy 1:Well, that must have been exciting!

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I'll cheddar your cheese in a cup

It’s when you cheddar someone’s cheese in a cup

I'll cheddar your cheese in a cup