You cannot speak engrish. You do brack magic and are too good at it... wut du hell?
da herro i am the person john homer i can do brack magic and i drink brackish da water
To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails
Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!
The best Appalachian bigfoot hunter known for the saying go get that son of a bitch.
That man is a John trapper Tice
The ugliest motherfucker, but plays football and sucks....asked out a girl and dumped him after she saw his chode.
John Manry -Stupid go getter and got his ass beat by kymele hart #ta
The best person on the InteNsify Charts discord server. Also has a 55 inch penis. Mega Chad.
Zay: My opinions are so shit, I wish I could be a chad like Jolly John