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life span of people with big foreheads

15 if lucky hopefully earlier because yall are annoying

Hey how long will u live?
I have a big forehead so maybe 15!
The life span of people with big foreheads

by Titi101 July 22, 2022


Life Aye

When everything just clicks together, and is just right

wow I just got a victory Royale and now I feel epic plus I have to come off now that timing tho, life aye.

by reMpx April 10, 2019


Nash's 3 laws of life

1) You can have a beer wherever you like

2) You can have a spliff wherever you like

3) You can have a line wherever you like

If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off

"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"

by DGdon May 07, 2019


Nash's 3 laws of life

1) You can have a beer wherever you like

2) You can have a spliff wherever you like

3) You can have a line wherever you like

If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off

"Hey man you were right! I started living by Nash's 3 laws of life just last week and now I've applied for a new job, I'm out of debts and life is amazing."

"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"

by DGdon May 14, 2019


Shreck is life

i was only 9 years old when i watched the first shreck movie, i liked it so much i bought all merchandise. And every night before sleep i prayed to schreck, shreck is love, i said, shrek is live. My father heard that and called me a faggot, he was just jealous for my devotion to shrek. I called him a bitch, he slapped me and sent me to sleep. its cold, i am crying, my face hurts soooooo much. i feel a warmth coming slowly at me, i feel an arm on my leg, i turn around its shreck, i am so happy, he whispers in my ear this is my swamp. he grabs me and puts me on all my fours. i am ready, i spread my cheeks for shreck, he penetrates my ass. IT HURTS SOO000000 MUCH. i press against his force, i want to pleasure him. it hurts s00000000 much. my eyes are watering, i feel my ass falling apart. he lets out a loud scream, when he fills my ass with his love. my father walks in and sees it. shreck looks at him, directly in his eyes and says: everything is over, and goes out my window. shreck is love, shreck is live.

If you miss this shot you don't believe that shreck is life

by 2pumpsaway6969 April 08, 2025


your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should kill yourself, NOW!

A very popular and heavily memed quote from controversial influencer "LowTierGod", where he tells someone to commit suicide.

"your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should kill yourself, NOW!" -LowTierGod

by ThunderTheFurry February 08, 2024


LMAOs his life away

*Originally LMAO(s) X's life/lives away*
When X start(s) laughing so unbelievably and probably contagiously hard, it's as if X's withering X's own life/lives away with X's laughter.

*From KSI's FIFA 97 video. Start from 7:25*
Deji: "What's the point of even having skill?"
JJ: "Where's my defense? Where's my defense?"
*Deji nutmegs a crouching David Seaman from halfway by total accident*
Deji: *LMAOs his life away*
KSI: "I can't be arsed."

by TirakyneTripleA January 10, 2022