15 if lucky hopefully earlier because yall are annoying
Hey how long will u live?
I have a big forehead so maybe 15!
The life span of people with big foreheads
When everything just clicks together, and is just right
wow I just got a victory Royale and now I feel epic plus I have to come off now that timing tho, life aye.
1) You can have a beer wherever you like
2) You can have a spliff wherever you like
3) You can have a line wherever you like
If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off
"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"
1) You can have a beer wherever you like
2) You can have a spliff wherever you like
3) You can have a line wherever you like
If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off
"Hey man you were right! I started living by Nash's 3 laws of life just last week and now I've applied for a new job, I'm out of debts and life is amazing."
"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"
i was only 9 years old when i watched the first shreck movie, i liked it so much i bought all merchandise. And every night before sleep i prayed to schreck, shreck is love, i said, shrek is live. My father heard that and called me a faggot, he was just jealous for my devotion to shrek. I called him a bitch, he slapped me and sent me to sleep. its cold, i am crying, my face hurts soooooo much. i feel a warmth coming slowly at me, i feel an arm on my leg, i turn around its shreck, i am so happy, he whispers in my ear this is my swamp. he grabs me and puts me on all my fours. i am ready, i spread my cheeks for shreck, he penetrates my ass. IT HURTS SOO000000 MUCH. i press against his force, i want to pleasure him. it hurts s00000000 much. my eyes are watering, i feel my ass falling apart. he lets out a loud scream, when he fills my ass with his love. my father walks in and sees it. shreck looks at him, directly in his eyes and says: everything is over, and goes out my window. shreck is love, shreck is live.
If you miss this shot you don't believe that shreck is life
A very popular and heavily memed quote from controversial influencer "LowTierGod", where he tells someone to commit suicide.
"your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should kill yourself, NOW!" -LowTierGod
*Originally LMAO(s) X's life/lives away*
When X start(s) laughing so unbelievably and probably contagiously hard, it's as if X's withering X's own life/lives away with X's laughter.
*From KSI's FIFA 97 video. Start from 7:25*
Deji: "What's the point of even having skill?"
JJ: "Where's my defense? Where's my defense?"
*Deji nutmegs a crouching David Seaman from halfway by total accident*
Deji: *LMAOs his life away*
KSI: "I can't be arsed."