laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck

A common South Africa saying that describes a person who is laughing uncontrollably.

Blair told Ryan the definition of a dirty felcher and started laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck.

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Lit up like a Christmas tree

Being shot a lot in just a few seconds

Person one: *getting shot at in the gulag* Jeez I’m getting lit up like a Christmas tree!

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Runs out like tap water

A phrase reserved for pool players, it essentially means a player is able to get out (pocket all his balls) most or all of the time. Following this, you turn over all of your cash to him.

Damn, that dude can flat play! He runs out like tap water!

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I like yo cut g

When you get a haircut..........

You got a fresh cut........I LIKE YO CUT G

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you walk like joe biden

this is when you walk like your holding a shit between your legs trying not to crease ur shoe, specifically an edgar

marco: *is an edgar and walks weirdly trying not to crease his shoes*

mr. harrist: you walk like joe biden

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My armpit smells like syrup

This was something that I heard from some 10 year old in the grocery store today.

Kid: My armpit smells like syrup.
Me in my head: wtf man that's a weird thing to say randomly in a store...

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Coop be looking like its pouting

Sad face.

Hey your coop be looking like its pouting!

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