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General insult; the consumption of monkey ass is not expected or required
Joe: Is it okay if I sext your ex-girlfriend?
Mike: Eat monkey ass.
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A super bowl 50 Mountain Dew commercial that is fun to say but hell to hear.
Hey mom, guess what? Puppy monkey baby!
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In nature when the alpha male is mating with the females of his choice, the sneek dick monkeys come up from behind to mate the females when the alpha is not looking.
My supposed homeboy pulled a sneak dick monkey on me and tried to get at my girl when I was out of town....
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A 12 year old's fat man boobs that everybody caresses inappropriately and sucks on.
I was talking to this guy with Ginormous Monkey Tits and I asked him if I could nuzzle them.
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a white furry gargantuan monkey penis that is so big and furry that it can go up your ass and cum out your mouth
cocklover69 “HOLY FUCKING SHIT DAWG have you seen shitters massive fucking albino monkey cock? (i love shoving it up by butt)
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Start by girl sliding glazed doughnut over the guys cock and then grabbing the end of his cock until it turns purple while at the same time inserting a banana into his rectum.
That bitch asked me if I wanted a purple monkey doughnut, I said sure and I ended up with a banana in my ass. WTF
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an animal of the primate variety that dwells inside the human anal region... sounds fun... See also jem dakeyne
jem dakeyne
some other lucky buggers
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