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A cat is a cute furry animal that lives in the sea in a house shaped as a carrot. They like to eat cheese and jellyfish with their Pepsi max for dinner. They don't care about others and only care about themselves and their food. They are fluffy and cute but they are also very mean and will scratch you if you go near them.
LUCIE: "hey Flo, your CAT is in my back garden!"
FLO: "sorry. he must be on his vacation away from home!"
Old School Slang: A person (i.e., cool people). Similar to the more modern “dawgs”
“Those cats are really diggin’ this groove.”
EVIL LITTLE BEAST WITH NIJA INSTICTS AND WATCH U POOP BUT GO UWU
Cats go:UWU
me: ;-;
Also me: why are you so damn cute