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An asshole with shitty hair. Ranges from 3-4ft tall.
Zachary is a tiny trump
Bob, lets grab the wives by their Trump Handles and go out tonight.
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The man who forgot to wear a condom. Real estate developer and businessman who was the father of Donald Trump–who, if you don't know for some reason, is basically the second coming of George Bush, but promising to be MUCH worse–and husband of Mary Anne Trump (née MacLeod).
Born October 11, 1905. Died June 25, 1999.
Mary Anne MacLeod: "Fred, did you forget to wear your condom?"
Fred Trump: "What condom?"
To take over something or someone.
You got a promotion your first week; you trumped it.
An expression of profanity; meant to express disgust with one's actions or words. Indicative of a wholly awful person.
"Coronavirus is a Socialist hoax"
"Trump you, that shit killed my uncle Jake"
the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up
the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much
trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy
A blue-collar businessman who thinks he knows how to run the country.
“I thought I was buying a wall, but it turns out I just gave my money to some scam—might as well call me Donnabee Trump.”