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Magic Rabbit Hole

A world of lies and misdirection. Entering one means to fall for those lies.
This phrase can be more easily defined by comparing what happens when one enters a normal metaphorical rabbit hole versus a magic rabbit hole. Entering a normal rabbit hole means to delve very deep into a subject to make proper discoveries, while entering a magic rabbit hole means one falls victim to numerous falsehoods.

Developed as a more clear distinction between discovery through investigation and being misled in numerous ways.

Person A: Vaccines cause autism, the moon landing was faked, and 9/11 was an inside job!
Person B: No, none of that is true. Get out of the magic rabbit hole.

by The_Epicness9000 March 6, 2024


Hole of a woman

A woman you date that can't converse with you unless she thinks it for the approval of another person, but sex with her is strange and interesting because her Virgina is tigghter than other women but she's slept with 392 men unprotected. That's not including repeat offenders

I can't believe I almost got shot at Sturgis because someone wanted this hole of a woman. The bitch likes arts and craft counts money and eats glue.

by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021


Insecure Black Hole

A guy who appears to be absolutely incapable of taking hints, but actually isn't. He just lacks self-confidence and doesn't want to completely embarrass himself by assuming that those hints are real, because he's not sure that his girlfriend is reciprocating those feelings or if she's just messing with him.

"My boyfriend is denser than a black hole."

"He's an insecure black hole, girl. He knows what you want him to do. He's just extremely shy and doesn't want to just assume things, lest he will make you uncomfortable. You have to be completely sincere to him, and you'll probably have to spell things out for him. Patience is key."

"Well, now he just sounds like even more of a loser."

"And you sound like a narcissist who thinks that a man has to be confident in order to be worth your time. That toxic mindset is never going to pick up any guys. Looks are nothing; personality is everything. He's a sweet guy, and you're an inflexible jackass."

"I want a man who can use his words."

"He has social anxiety. Did you know that? But by all means, why don't you go ahead and explode at him for being shy? I'm sure he would take that really well. Do you want to be the reason that someone committed suicide because they can't afford to see a therapist?"

by Someone who kinda exists September 18, 2021


Hair around the hole

Andy Keenan

Andy Keenan is the hair around the hole that you just can't get rid of

by Ehbro August 27, 2017


Scroll Hole

When you’re so sucked into meaningless scrolling on your phone that you can’t hear and don’t notice anything going on around you.

“What do you want for dinner? … Oi.. Oi Bro! Hellooooo? Damn she in a scroll hole.”

by December 15, 2022


Urban Dictionary basketball a**hole

When someone that uses Urban Dictionary shoves a basketball up their a**hole.

Why does he love watching videos of Urban Dictionary basketball a**holes?

by ••••••••••••••• April 13, 2024


hole of death

a lesser known part of the anatomy and a phenomenon which has baffled biologists-it involves the chest region around the sternum being sunk into the body. the 'hole' has been linked to erratic mood swings, particularly when under the influence.

"Mate...put your fingers in his hole of death-its pulsating."

by frau farbinissenar August 25, 2004