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a person who likes to act like a monkey as in a gibon playfull and loves to climb.
1. comparing a person to a gibon.
2. nickname to a monkey like child "yo buttmonkey" plus its buttmonkey not butt monkey.
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Masterbating with one arm under you're leg with a reverse grip.
Craig: "lastnight i went to town on myself!" , Park: "oh yeah?" , Craig: "yeah i tried that reverse monkey claw, it was off tap!"
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A alternative rock band previously stationed in Canada. Now better known as Finger Eleven.
Person 1: I found an old album by some group called the "Rainbow Butt Monkeys". It's pretty good.
Person 2: Sounds stupid. You should start listening to Finger Eleven instead.
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So it’s hair big black ugly and a big monkey
Ksi is a big black monkey
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A damn nigger with a 500 inch dick like jay
wow that african monkey dick is so big
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The Cambodian spyder monkey, is a somwhat complex move. In general immediatly after anal said individual pulls out, gives the penis a hardy slap on their hand, and gives the female the "spyder man" manuever followed by a well placed bitch slap.
Hyde: man that girl last night was a freak!
Fizz: how's that?
Hyde:She asked me to give her the cambodian spyder monkey I couldn't believe it!
Fizz:did you do it?
Hyde: Hell yah I did it!, I gave her the "spyder man" followed up by a brown palmed bitch slap!
Fizz:Hell yah man! She got a sister?
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Originating on Portugals southern most beaches, the Portuguese Monkey Slap was originally called just the big slap, but due to its effectiveness in dealing with Portuguese monkeys, it was changed by the locals. The Portuguese Monkey Slap involves a running start followed by a jump and before reaching terrafirma you must thrust your open backhand in a downward motion striking your opponent , or monkey, on or above the cheekbone, resulting in stinging pain, hellucinations and or death.
The Portugese man struck the primate with a vicious monkey slap resulting in stinging pain followed by hellucinations and innevitably death, thus the Portuguese Monkey Slap was born.
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