When it's a drug addicts birthday
Guys did you hear it's tadl's hi guy fly bi?
kick him in the Penis Then Your fin.
Me: IM GOING TO KILL YOU TOMMOROW * searches How to kill a guy * " Kick him in the Penis " that sounds right
THE NEXT DAY
Me: kicks him in the Penis
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
When your thigh is touching someone else's thigh
GOD DAMN IT RICHAD STOP BEING A GUY THIGH
a guy that is with/ is / sells/ was / will be /wants/shits cheese.
guy 1: Ay bato who is that
Guy 2: thats the cheese Guy
Cheese guy: Oooooooooh
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black guy thats like really gay
that's a gay ass fucking black guy
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Guys that go "poof" out of nowhere. You meet them and they are amazing or so you think, and you really hit it off. They text you and maybe even call you. Then they just disappear off the face of the planet. Never to talk to you or see you again. No explanation. They are either douchebags, or they didn't get what they wanted, or they used you and are onto the next unsuspecting girl.
That guy never called me back! Everything was going great, then he was gone! he's one of those "poof guys."
Woman basher, cowardly, delusional, loner, thief, condemned to spend eternity in he'll..
What a guy luichini