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Assassins paid by your father (in the Walmart dairy aisle) to murder you in your sleep using various weaponry, usually concealed knives surgically implanted in the hands
A fuzzy little asshole that plays piano.
Person: *wakes up to sound of cat*
Cat: *plays piano*
Person: fuck you, rat.
An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.
"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk
An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.
"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk
An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.
"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk
Felis Catus: a generally furry, insolent animal that has too much pride for an animal; born energetic but gradually gets lazier with age .
My cushion is soft and furry. Others call it a cat but I don't know
person 1: man my dog is asshole
person 2:that's a cat you retard
person 1: oh