trumping bang

used by a woman who insist that if she sleeps with a man he may not continue sleeping with anyone else until they break up. Her bang trumps all other banging and cancels it out.

Johnny agreed that it was a trumping bang. If they did it, he wouldn't see anyone else.

Trumped a bullet

past tense Trumped a bullet.

idiom: a. To escape an undesirable outcome or fate by something more than sheer, stupid luck; b. To be saved from a catastrophic event by divine intervention; c. to dodge a bullet (proverbial), but more serious or impactful.

Man, I almost got into a major car accident just now, but somehow I got around it totally unscathed.

Wow, you really Trumped a bullet.

A trump

Someone who believes in their own truth despite obvious facts to the contrary.

He thinks the world is flat, he is such a trump.

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A trump

To be a bad loser and/or accuse someone of cheating with no evidence whatsoever

He lost the chess match, but now he's just throwing a trump

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A trump

A noun and or verb.

Any literal or figurative piece of shit.

1) A turd or piece of shit.

2 Bowl movement or the act of releasing ones bowls.

3) Any worthless, detestable or contemptible person or thing

Defined as; any literal of figurative piece of shit.

"Will you watch the kids for a few minutes? I have to send trump his breakfast/ lunch or dinner."

"Your dog took a trump on the carpet!"

"Damn! It smells like trump in here."

I thought that I was ready for the quiz but I took a real trump on it in reality.

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Trump Lynne

A Russian word for "springboard". Any coincidence with real persons is purely by chance.

P1 - Do you know what Russians call a springboard?
P2 - No.
P1 - Trumpleen.
P2 - Trump Lynne? LOL

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Trump Derangement Syndrome Derangement Syndrome (TDSDS)

When someone immediately counters criticism of Donald Trump by accusing the person of having TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome).

1: I think it's bad that Donald Trump tried to overturn the 2020 election. He should not have done that.

2: You literally have TDS!

1: Well you have Trump Derangement Syndrome Derangement Syndrome (TDSDS), you accuse me of having TDS every time i criticize Trump.

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