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When you’re fisting someone and your hand comes out black.
Fisting after taco night.
Have you ever had dumbledore hands. You will tonight.
I just ate Taco Bell you might get dumbledore hands.
The kind of boy who walks out of a room wearing pink crocs on his hands, and then screams and/or cries when you call him croc-hands.
Hey, you know that kid Jeremy? Yeah, his name is croc-hands now.
Person 1: dude I didn’t sleep at all last night
Person 2: dude cock in hand me neither!
Person 1: I didn’t sleep at all last night i’m so tired!
Person 2: Dude cock in hand I couldn’t sleep either!
Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy
My mom and dad gave me a second hand wet Willy
A game I made up involving taping 2 containers of WD-40 to your hands, as well as your friends', and seeing who can empty their cans the fastest. Bonus points if it's used on nothing at all and wasted.
Wanna go play WD-40 Hands?
Sure, lemme run to Home Depot real quick.
When you wake up from sleeping (specifically a nap) and you have no grip-strength. You’re unable to grasp and/or pick things up due to this weakness.
“Hey man can you pass me my water bottle?”
“Sorry man I can’t I have nap hands”