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Got in this morning at four a.m.
You're as mad as you can be
I was drinking and talking and you know how that goes
Time just slipped away from me
By the time I knew what time it was
It was too late to call home
Stop carrying on acting like a child
I wasn't doing anything wrong
Guys do it all the time
And you expect us to understand
When the shoe's on the other foot
You know that's when it hits the fan
Get over it, honey, life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time
I know I left my clothes all over the place
And I took your twenty bucks
No I didn't get the front yard cut
Because I had to wash my truck
Will you bring me a cold one, baby
Turn on the TV
We'll talk about this later
There's a ball game I want to see
Guys do it all the time
And you expect us to understand
When the shoe's on the other foot
You know that's when it hits the fan
Get over it, honey, life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time
You look like you just took a long look in the mirror
Tell me baby if things don't look a whole lot clearer
Get over it, honey, life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time
Yeah, guys do it
Yeah, guys do it
All the time, all the time
Yeah, guys do it
Yeah, guys do it
All the time
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a girl whose chief aim in life is enjoyment of all kinds. The enjoyment could be sensual or otherwise.
He married a high-time girl.
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A Swedish Hardcore/Punk band who released 5 full length albums. They were around from 1992-2001.
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Another name for a giant ass shit.
Johnny just dropped a deuce times twelve.
He said that shit hurt!!
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Plankton the evil genius giant brain
Friend: Wow, Plankton is the best character!
Friend 2: I know right? He’s the definition of Big brain Time
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A Orginaly song by Buckwheat Boyz.
Then the Song was remixed. And also used for that bannanna flash video, which in turn make everyone laugh on the net.
Baseball bat is a guys dick
Peanut butter is in the ass (shit)
Jelly time - KY jelly time
Doing a girl in the ass with KY jelly and a big shlong (dick).
"hey girl, u a freak, Imma bout 2 do it peanutbutter and jelly time with a baseball bat"
"As I was pounding this girl from doggie style... The all of a sudden I said IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME. And jammed my dick in her ASS!"
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Eminem is the best rapper of all time
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