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the amazing transformation that comes over someone that works in law enforcement/securtiy. It occurs simultaneously with the donning of the uniform. The wearer instantly feels invincible and develops a "Im Superior" attitude.
Suzie-- honey your sooo nice to me, buying me all those flowers for my birthday.
Jeremiah--awww honey, your welcome
(gets dressed in his black uniform)
Suzie-- Have a safe nite, i love you!
Jeremiah-- Watever woman! When i get home you better be in the kitchen, making me some pie! Because Im the MAN!
Suzie--(muttering) damn black uniform syndrome
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A lesbian who's had sex with many men in her life. The opposite of a {Gold Star Lesbian}, who's never slept with a man. A Black Star Lesbian is not just a lesbian who's had sex with one or a few men, that's just a lesbian who doesn't have a Gold Star. You really gotta EARN that Black Star.
Lesbian 1: "Have you ever had sex with a guy?"
Lesbian 2: "Nope, never. Gold Star, all the way."
Lesbian 1: "Oh, okay. Not me. You ever see Dragon Ball GT? I'm like the Black Star Dragon Balls... I'm a Black Star Lesbian. Toooons of dudes. Not anymore though! All in the past."
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The drunk stage after blackout. When your blackout "alter ego", gets an "alter ego". Typically losing the ability to form words.
Will: Hey Drew how was last night?
Drew: I don't remember man, I was pitch black out.
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the airborne mutation of the terrible cranial disease yeulgeis
carriers generally deny any form of illness, and this denial causes the yeulgeis to mutate and spread.
-resembles black mold, clings to refrigerators, and household appliances, and anywhere where a host is in contact.
'LOOK! the black angus yeulgeis!!'
'oh no! cover your mouth, or the black angus yeulgeis might get cha, har har har'
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Black hair hyunjin is the standard. It’s like the gift you have been waiting for on your birthday. black hair hyunjin supremacy
What is hyunjin’s best hair ?
Black hair hyunjin
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The female component of the ghetto, hood community (not to be mistaken with normal African Americans) who acts a damn fool when she feels that her blackness or street credibility is under threat. She usually acts and responds extremely out of proportion with any act committed that they are offended by. Examples: The only black girl at work with a headwrap smelling like patouli, who wants to know who let the popcorn burn in the microwave then proceeds to attack the person who thought that 4 minutes of popping was acceptable. The woman who gets angry when you don't want to buy her man's mix tape for 12.99 and then curses at you and says that you didn't deserve to hear such fly shit anyhow as she throws a brick at your car window. The black woman at Family Dollar who yells, Why the fuck do they keep the laundry detergent under lock and key behind the counter... when her intent was to enter the store to steal it. The black woman at the stop light who is still texting her cousin about where the trees are at when the light turns green, but then busts 12 shots at you with her 9mm for honking your horn.
Did you see how damn hard she just slammed that door cause the gas station didn't carry Newport cigarettes in the box? That's an angry black bitch!
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a person who's nationality is half Mexican, half African American
Steve: Take a look at that black tortilla chip over there.
John: Hmmm, all i see is a black-Mexican guy.
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