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D-ficient

A condition in queer men causing an inability to see less straight than usual. Characterized by a severe starvation of cock.

Look at David over there by the bar. He's so desperate with that ugly ass dude. He must be D-ficient.

by jFET May 28, 2022


Colin D

Colin Ds are usually very kind, self aware, intelligent, and most of all talented. He's a got a great taste of music and can kill it on guitar. A lovely presence to be around that makes everyone near happy. Colin Ds make great friends.

"My friend just released a new song it's so good" "Yo was it Colin D? I love that man"

by Jeremy Chairemy August 13, 2021


K d c

Popularized in the 1860s, Generals of the Marine Corps were in distress by a phenomenon they (denoted) kdc.

The distress and pensiveness was caused by Commanders when they PTSD caused them to not care about the world. Simply put, Kommandos (k) just did not (d) care at all (c). Which usually trumped the troops morale greatly.

To this day, distressed members use this word to describe their friend's negligence to a person's return home.

I did everything I could to get his attention, but k d c..

by ElBlues November 15, 2019


D. Pedersoned

Named after a property manager. He'd fuck his tenants so often and from so many directions it came to be known as getting DP'd.

Did you guys get your security deposit back after moving out? -Me
No, we got D. Pedersoned $800. I'm just glad to be moving out. -Ex tenant

by Mr. Painfulness March 2, 2016


D-tails

Refers to da specifics of a buxom "cutie wif a booty".

I value a lady mostly for her personality, not her looks; I really could care less about a particular woman's "d-tails".

by QuacksO August 24, 2022


D-tails

Refers to the "dimensions" and other "juicy" T&A specs of a buxom (i.e., she has "D"-size boobs or bigger) chick with a nice shapely posterior (i.e., "tail").

I strive to be significantly more respectful of "the fairer sex" than merely-lecherous studs do, and so --- while I certainly do enjoy knowing the D-tails of a particular hottie just as much as the next guy would --- I instead concentrate on finding out how nice a personality a lady has, and if she is a good snuggle-bunny in bed.

by QuacksO July 13, 2019


D-tails

Refers to da appearance, feel, and measurements of a gal's chest-pillowz dat are "more than a handful".

Dude #1: You really oughtta try asking Tiffany to let you "squeeze theeze", Buddy! I've played with them a lot, and trust me --- she's got really delightful big gazongas!
Dude #2: Well, maybe I should ask her, but can you fill me in on da D-tails of what they look and feel like, so I can know what to expect when I do get to see and touch them?

by QuacksO November 6, 2022