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Jacking off your dad

Hitting a home run

Did you see that shot Jimmy hit? He was definitely jacking off your dad!

by Justin Thebodix September 7, 2010

22πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Jack off all trades

A dilettante with tools; someone who thinks they can fix lots of things, but actually hacks the job. A homeowner who tries to handle all aspects of home repair, but has no skills.

Also used as a verb.

Noun: Bob really spends a lot of time on projects, but nothing works. He's a Jack off all trades.

Verb: I just like buy all the best tools, but really I just jack off all trades.

by clayshingle February 14, 2010

71πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


cracker jack nut

Some one lacks intelligence or simply forgets he's being stupid in other words it's a word that i made up and gave the meanin to my bro travis

"hey travis u r being a total cracker jack nut"

by mr.3000 April 22, 2008

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Double Breasted Jack It

When you take your penis back and forth between a girls tits. AKA Titty Fucking

This girl with great tits let me try on the Double Breasted Jack It with her. I hope she has a good dry cleaner because we may have got some stains on it.

by OneShot August 7, 2012

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Flap-Jacking-Off

1. Playing ring toss with pancakes (usually IHOP variety) and an erect penis.

2. Tossing or stacking of pancakes on the penis, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.

Masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.

3. Having a sexual partner eat pancakes off of one's penis. Also includes the act of eating said pancakes. Maple syrup may or may not be involved.

(Also known as "pancocking")

"I was flap-jacking-off last night, and made my through 5 IHOP shortstacks before I was covered."

"If you flap jack me off, I'll give you an Old King Clancy."

by Sonique Pussi March 25, 2013

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Who you Jack

A slang term in NYC

It means "What gang do you affiliate with?"

usually used by drill rappers or gang members

Kyle Richh: Ayo jenn who you jack
Jenn Carter: 41K Smokin on Notti

by zincity22 January 23, 2023

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Jack Hille Middle School

Jack Hille is a middle school in Illinois. The school is full of snakes, fake friends, and trash teachers. Don’t trust anyone or you will get screwed over. The teachers are always in everyone’s business and take everything to the heart. They are very sensitive and get mad easily. All the kids are garbage too. Everyone starts drama and everyone also feeds off of it. The school is also full of snitches. Overall Hille is trash!!

Zach: What school do you go to?
Ariana: Jack Hille Middle School.

Zach: Ew, I heard that school is full of fake people.
Ariana: Ugh, it is.

by basilts April 4, 2018

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž