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Yes! Artem does like goth bitches.
Tyrese: Yo Artem is this goth bitch bad?
Artem: SHES BAD AS FUCK! Ten outta Ten, would totally fuck, I hope she can embrace my dark side.
Does Artem like goth bitches
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Getting slapped in the back of the head also known at the neck once you get a new haircut.
YOU: minding your own Business not knowing whats coming
BULLY: sup nerd *pulls out 1 of your head hairs*
YOU: OWWWW
BULLY: I LIKE YOUR CUT G *hits you so hard you pass out*
YOU: *you knocked out can't move foaming from mouth*
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Roughly translated, it means "you're a skanky bitch, but I desperately need to get laid so I'm not fussy".
"All you want to do is get laid."
"How could you say that? I like you for who you are."
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Having sexual relations vigorously.
'Oh man I saw the grossest thing last night.'
'Oh, dude, what happened?'
'I walked in on my room mate.'
'I bet that would have been spectacular.'
'Banging like a dunny door in a thunderstorm.'
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Love as deep and lasting as it can be.
Dick spends more time with that old ratrod than he spends up against my sweet white ass. I wish he would play me more, so I would know that he loves me like his Ford. I'm so jealous of that piece of junk.
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this is the greatest possible compliment that you can give a woman after receiving oral sex or when later referring to the girl who performed oral sex on you. it is only to be used as a term of endearment. using this term in a negative connotation should result in all of your friends shunning you for the remainder of the day.
note: oral sex does not have to be performed on sunday for the term to be used.
Mick: wow, that girl i met last night sure sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday.
Manny: really?
Mick: yeah, she was the best i have ever had.
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" I got fucked up like a bologny poptart drinkin crown last nite"
"Three rip's off the bong you be fucked up like a bologny poptart"
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