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A band of heroic legendary police officers sworn to protect the universities and colleges of the New York's SUNY system.
Challenged by the quarells of protecting millions of staff, faculty, and students.
Dedicated to justice. Enforcing the law and protecting life liberty and property.
Also they have bad ass hats and uniforms.
They are trained by police academies recognized by the new york state department of criminal justice services.
They seek to one day have all the departments at different SUNY schools to become centralized; thus, so they will be more organized, run more efficiently, and better be able to protect and serve the people of NYS.
There are approximately 40 of them at stony brook university. about 3 to 6 usualy work per 8.25 hour tour. At stony brook they are responsible for the safety of over 40,000 people during the day. That includes faculty, staff, students, the University Hospital patients, and all other people who have business there.
God bless them. Every one of them.
Note: Sometimes refered to as NYSUP or UPD, or by the specific department like SUPD (StonyBrook University Police department).
Those New York State University Police cops are pretty fucking hot. I wonder if i can seduce one to have my babies. I wonder if he'll tie me and and let me ride him all night.
The New York State University Police saved my life when i got drunk and passed out in the snow over winter.
The New York State University Police caught the guy who assaulted me and stole my wallet.
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exuse me ... classless????
OHHHH FUNNYY ....I BELIEVE WILTON BITCHES ARE THE CLASSLESS ATTENTION SEEKING LOSERS WHO STARTED THE FIGHT....AND HAD YOUR MOMMIES BUY YOU APRONS AND T-SHIRTS SO YOU COULD COVER YOUR UGLY/HAIRY/FAT BODIES AND PRETEND YOU ARE NEW CANAAN'S RIVAL! AND HAHAHAHAHAHAAH YOU LOST TO NEW CANAAN IN STATES......ALSO ...CLASSLESS IS EITHER 1. WHEN YOU ARE KITT HARDING... or 2. ON THE WILTON SWIM TEAM WHO WORE CUSTOM MADE SHIRTS THAT SAID "RAMBURGER" AT THE DUAL MEET AGAINST NEW CANAAN.
wow get your definitions correct ..
beat wilton
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When your have sex with your girlfriend vaginal and she has a open butt plug and you count down from 5 and drop your balls in her butthole
Hey babe wanna try the New Years Eve Ball Drop
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the exact opposite of roosevelt's new deal
what is the purpose of the green new deal anyways? i just don't get it.
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The act of a man resting his penis in between the greased or oiled up buttcheeks of a second man, while a third man deficates on the penis of the first man.
Hey Kevin, did you hear: Glen, Andy, and Marcus enjoyed a hot, steamy New York Chili Dog last Saturday night?
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You know... poke her a new one. Per say youre really horny... your buddys keep on eggin you on and eventually you go off with that girl thats maybe only a 7 at best. you guys get hot and heavy and you let your fingers and/or shaft do the work. You do it and you do it well. therefore you poke her a new one.
Johnny: You guys seen carl anywhere?
Group: Oh man he took stacy upstairs. He said he was gonna poke her a new one.
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A dumbass school wit some ugly boys😭
I go to New Smyrna Beach High School
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