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The cutest ferret in the world
“Long John stop biting my toes!” “Where’s Long John? Oh he’s in the drawers”
A white peace of shit who dates 100s of girls and breaks up with them once they fuck
Charles: Wow, look at John Katsel, he already has a new girlfriend
John Moonman is the guy who cuts the moon into smaller pieces of cheese so humans may get a taste.
Internationally known as the most important lunar man.
"Yo peep John Moonman up there trynna fetch me some cheese."
Gay, as in has Elton John tickets.
Give it up girl, he's got Elton John tickets
someone who should be kicked from the group chat at all costs.
Oh my god! John diego is so annoying!!!