October 22nd is national murder your small friends day. This applies to any of your friends that are smaller than you.
Tall friend: Hey it’s october 22nd!
Small friends: So?
Tall friend: Its national murder your small friends day!
Small friends: no💔
Slap your tallest best friend day is October 22nd, slap your shortest best friend day is February 12th, so slap your average best friend day is September 25th
Average friend: why did you slap me??
Other friend: It's national Slap your average best friend day
Average friend: oh ok
Just call them babe . Or if not you have no friends like me
Jonny: hey wyd babe
Jonah :wtf
Jonny:oh it’s call your best friend babe day
Jonah:oh ok babe
were friends
yusra hussain is heena syeds best friend
Harass and bully the most annoying little shit in your friend group day
September 28
LS: "Why the fuck are you being so mean today?"
OP: "Because it's National Bully Your Annoying Friend Day you little bitch"
June 20th is the international day of having a Portuguese best friend. If you have a Portuguese best friend, make sure to celebrate by throwing sardines or pork at them.
"Tomorrow is international day of having a Portuguese best friend!!! I can't wait to throw sardines at João!
You can’t talk to your friend or best friend for the whole day. That means under no circumstances should u talk to your friend!
This day is on October 29
Hey National Ignore Your Best Friend Day
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