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national murder your small friends day

October 22nd is national murder your small friends day. This applies to any of your friends that are smaller than you.

Tall friend: Hey it’s october 22nd!
Small friends: So?
Tall friend: Its national murder your small friends day!
Small friends: no💔

by thisisnotniamh October 21, 2020


Slap your average best friend day

Slap your tallest best friend day is October 22nd, slap your shortest best friend day is February 12th, so slap your average best friend day is September 25th

Average friend: why did you slap me??

Other friend: It's national Slap your average best friend day
Average friend: oh ok

by Egibadif September 24, 2021


Call your best friend babe day

Just call them babe . Or if not you have no friends like me

Jonny: hey wyd babe
Jonah :wtf

Jonny:oh it’s call your best friend babe day

Jonah:oh ok babe

by Wired December 11, 2019


yusra hussain is heena syeds best friend

were friends

yusra hussain is heena syeds best friend

by Hjs12345 April 28, 2017


National Bully Your Annoying Friend Day

Harass and bully the most annoying little shit in your friend group day
September 28

LS: "Why the fuck are you being so mean today?"
OP: "Because it's National Bully Your Annoying Friend Day you little bitch"

by whathemango September 28, 2021


International day of having a Portuguese best friend

June 20th is the international day of having a Portuguese best friend. If you have a Portuguese best friend, make sure to celebrate by throwing sardines or pork at them.

"Tomorrow is international day of having a Portuguese best friend!!! I can't wait to throw sardines at João!

by The Portuguese Kids June 19, 2017


National Ignore Your Best Friend Day

You can’t talk to your friend or best friend for the whole day. That means under no circumstances should u talk to your friend!

This day is on October 29

Hey National Ignore Your Best Friend Day

by Tylol1234 October 28, 2019

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