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They are a bunch of spoiled little white kids who fuck anything they see, from a dog (literally happened) to a tree, or even a real-life girl if they are lucky. If they are in a relationship they are more than likely cheating. They say the n-word so much that you need to do a double-take on what year this is. Other than that, in their free time they vape and smoke marijuana.
"This guy got me high, and I let him hit just to find out he has a girlfriend of 2 years"
"Was he one of those Cranford Guys"
"Yeah..."
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A professional commercial sign installer, quite possible the most talented group of uncertified humans in the construction industry. They are known for their ability to be a welder, electrician, painter, crane operator and truck driver in an 8 hour period. They work long hours and are often mistreated and misunderstood. They have a tendency to not give a fuck when it comes to safety, although they won’t do anything that endangers anyone other than themselves. They work in snow, rain, hot, cold and are forced into living in hotels for weeks on end in order to complete a job. They have the capabilities to consume very large amounts of alcohol in record time and as a result, have some of the best libido on earth.
Girl at bar: Why are those crane operators so dirty?
Guy in corner: Lady those aren’t crane operators, those are sign guys. They do it all.
Girl: Ooh I want a sign guy
Guys who are into/turned on by feet as the primary physical attribute.
related: foot fetish
There’s boob guys, there’s thigh guys, and then there’s foot guys…
“He told me to wear sandals on our date, I hope he’s not a foot guy.”
A man that loves thick asses on women, and often fantasizes about them
Thigh guy: Look at Rebecca's thick ass thighs!!
Ass guy: Nah, that's not the best part! I could use her ass as a fucking pillow!
Lev Moore is an influential Bulgarian Australian Disco House Entertainer with a new devoted following. His career catapulted in 2020, with the release of his Album "Lev Moore". Since then, he has some of the newest Disco dance Music worldwide that is up & Coming. He was someone who was special in my life as I knew him personally and I believe him and I are soulmates. Lev Moore, 25 he is he has made history as a young Entertainer to have his own record label levmoore.com . He is also known for his incredible wardrobe of 1970s Gucci belts, hand made sunglasses and Italian Platform Boots that is a key part of his vibe & work. He is also known for his incredible taste in cars such as Range Rover HSE Luxury Line, Jaguar, Bentley & Rolls Royce. Lev is usually seen driving a special edition Range Rover designed by Jaguar as well as other automakers. or more this car is an influential part of disco history as it is driven by the king of disco himself. He is also known for being incredibly down to earth and kind to others as well as relatable others love how he does not take himself to seriously. He was the sweetest guy I could be with. Such a loving caring heart. He and I could have made history together. Maybe someday in the near future.
“ Oh my gosh did you see Lev Moore (The cool guy) guy in the Range Rover!? His Bellbottoms & platforms are amazing he looks like the king of disco Lev Moore! I need a photo my Instagram is week as hell.”
Hohohoho! That uh... I know it's a little late for it but.... You know.. Don't implicate me in things... This all started because i was implicated in things I didn't want to be implicated in... So...
Hym "Holy crap hammer guy! Wow!"
Iam "You're just now getting to this?"
Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"
Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."
the term used to break up any argument between friends or siblings.
2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*