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A song by the best band of all time, mom jeans
Person 1: what's ur favorite mom jeans song?
Person 2: Edward 40 hands
A person carrying two pizzas, one in each hand. Usually a restaurant employee, but this can also a apply to a regular person performing the same action, if this name is given them by a friend.
"Nice going, Edward Pizza Hands."
"Hahahaha, look at Edward Pizza Hands over here."
noun
Also known as SHA;
• a state of mental or emotional excitement occurring when someone is going to try something you love for the first time
• A form of reminiscence - a fond memory of when you tried something for the first time with an inability to experience that feeling ever again
Y: Have you tried using a vibrator during sex?
A: No I haven't
Y: Broooo I have so much second-hand anticipation right now
“One for the pink, one for the stink” -Brando
“Mmmmmm, good yoda hands you have! Bad does this smell!”
When a woman is so afraid of getting cum on her hand that she puts a lubed grocery bag on her hand to give you a hand job.
She’ll only give you a yank if she’s hand bagging.
I got hand bagged by this girl the other night.
A slut, a bitch. Someone who fucked Tatum in fifth grade.