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A person who intentionally takes a selfie of their hand in another persons selfie so that their presence will be known to another person who might be lurking
Ivan the hand model appeared in his new girlfriends instagram selfie earlier today
Slang for masturbation.
Oof just got home from hanging out with the boys, boutta throw hands with my glands if ya know what I mean 😉
When your Irish buddy and you go to the park after dark after hitting puberty to jerk off and you end up behind the same bush by accident. He then asks you for assistance with his stiffy.
Oh man, we just ended up behind this same bush with boners. Could you McLend me a hand?
When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.
"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"
JP: "I have librarian hands!"
Everyone else: "What's that??"
JP: "Long skinny fingers."
hand dryers often don't go well with bins. You know what happens afterwards!